| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Screw The Driver | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
16 | Murderer Of Beautiful Elves | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
13 | Candy The Son Of Crim | Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Whoor'gh Troublekicker | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -st, m, n |
11 | Cellar Dancer | Halfling | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Quarterling | Halfling | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n, d |
9 | Fungus ( A little Worried ) | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, m |
7 | Friend | Halfling | 5 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
5 | Danila The Pipe Smoker | Halfling | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
3 | Mary Jane | Halfling | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | n, d |
2 | Sheep On Drugs | Treeman | 13 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block | n |
1 | Oak On Dope | Treeman | 14 | 35 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block, Guard, +MA | d |