| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Tired Ted | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Terrible Tom | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Silly Sam | Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | Bliss Of Bombarda | Treeman | 5 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Pass | d |
13 | Pyromanic Piotr | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Nihilistic Nike | Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Lightweight Larry | Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Killer Karl | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Jim Jihhad | Halfling | 11 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | d |
6 | Danny Drunk | Halfling | 14 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Catch | -av, d |
3 | Adam Abyss | Halfling | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | Smiling Scaffold | Treeman | 8 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard | m, n |