| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Adams, Douglas II | Lineman | 5 | 6 | Block | m, -ma |
10 | Scrappa Sorehead | Pogo Stick | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Pogo Stick, Star | |
9 | Fungus the Loon | Fanatic | 0 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Star | |
9 | Morg 'N' Thorg | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
10 | 'Ripper' Bolgrot | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
9 | Morg 'N' Thorg | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
9 | 'Ripper' Bolgrot | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
9 | Morg 'N' Thorg | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
14 | Nietzsche, Friedrich | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | m, -av |
2 | Kafka, Franz II | Black Orc Blocker | 30 | 75 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Side Step | d |
6 | de Beauvoir, Simone II | Blitzer | 23 | 51 | Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, +AG, Guard | n |
16 | Orwell, George | Troll | 34 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On | |
11 | Homer | Lineman | 33 | 20 | Dirty Player, Guard | d |
10 | Adams, Douglas | Lineman | 20 | 8 | Dirty Player | m, n |
8 | Rand, Ayn | Blitzer | 32 | 53 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG | n |
6 | de Beauvoir, Simone | Blitzer | 6 | 10 | Block, Guard | m, -av |
5 | Gibson, William | Blitzer | 16 | 21 | Block, Stand Firm, Guard | d |
3 | Gogol, Nickolai | Black Orc Blocker | 25 | 20 | Block, Side Step | d |
2 | Kafka, Franz | Black Orc Blocker | 7 | 7 | Block | d |