Past Players of I love eating garbage
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Dirtsonson | Lineman | 1 | 2 | | d |
9 | Hard dry chewie | Lineman | 6 | 2 | | m, n |
2 | toffee wrapper jr | Gutter Runner | 10 | 19 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
6 | Dirty Mag Jr | Storm Vermin | 2 | 0 | Block | d |
13 | yoghurt pot | Lineman | 8 | 5 | | d |
15 | dirtson | Lineman | 13 | 10 | Claw | m, m, -ag |
14 | mud jr | Lineman | 12 | 4 | | d |
16 | Johnny Packet | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, -ag |
8 | Beer Bottle | Rat Ogre | 9 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Razor Sharp Claws, Piling On | n |
4 | Ciggie Butt | Gutter Runner | 16 | 47 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Dauntless | m, n |
14 | Concrete Jr | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
16 | dirt jr | Lineman | 4 | 2 | | d |
3 | Dog Poo | Gutter Runner | 23 | 52 | Dodge, Block, Strip Ball, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, m, n |
10 | grass | Lineman | 16 | 19 | Claw, Block | n |
13 | pavement | Lineman | 11 | 14 | Dirty Player | -st, m, -ag |
14 | concrete | Lineman | 3 | 7 | Kick | m, n |
15 | mud | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | |
16 | dirt | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
6 | Dirty Mag | Storm Vermin | 14 | 20 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, n |
5 | Car Tyre | Storm Vermin | 8 | 7 | Block | d |
2 | Toffee wrapper | Gutter Runner | 14 | 51 | Dodge, Block, +AG, Leap, Side Step | n |
1 | Can | Gutter Runner | 24 | 43 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, n |