| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Than Shwe V | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Than Shwe IV | Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -st |
7 | Omar al-Bashir V | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Than Shwe III | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
3 | Bushar al-Assad III | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Robart Mogabe II | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Bushar al-Assad II | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
16 | Omar al-Bashir IV | Halfling | 6 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Mussolini | Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Omar al-Bashir III | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
15 | Stalin | Halfling | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Than Shwe II | Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Omar al-Bashir II | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
9 | Ghengis Khan | Halfling | 19 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n, d |
12 | Bushar al-Assad | Halfling | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | George W. Bush | Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
10 | Teodoro Obiant Nguema | Halfling | 15 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | -st |
9 | Seyed Ali Khamane'i | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
7 | Hu Jintao | Halfling | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Robert Mugabe | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Than Shwe | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
3 | Omar al-Bashir | Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |