Past Players of News of the Orc
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Trick | Lineman | 12 | 0 | | -ag |
14 | Dp4life | Lineman | 16 | 29 | Dirty Player, Block | -ag |
1 | Robocop | Troll | 21 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | n |
10 | Flipkick | Blitzer | 4 | 6 | Block, Guard | n, d |
7 | Linx | Blitzer | 20 | 24 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n |
14 | Flits | Lineman | 15 | 10 | Dirty Player | d |
16 | Flink | Lineman | 28 | 39 | Block, Tackle, +AG | n |
9 | Lucas | Blitzer | 22 | 18 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | n, m |
8 | Gotfried | Blitzer | 24 | 52 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | d |
6 | jihad | Thrower | 15 | 32 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Accurate, Safe Throw | n |
1 | Kim Larsen | Troll | 8 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | m, n |