| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Jacques-"Jacques" Liverot | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Chapman Baxter | Blitzer | 27 | 54 | Block, Guard, +AG, Mighty Blow, Kick | n |
10 | News | Thrower | 14 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block | |
3 | Alan Partridge | Black Orc Blocker | 12 | 2 | | d |
3 | Alan Partridge | Black Orc Blocker | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
15 | Fact | Goblin | 20 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
10 | Speak your Brains | Thrower | 7 | 3 | Pass, Sure Hands | m, n |
14 | Jacques-"Jacques" Liverot | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | d |
6 | Barbara Wintergreen | Blitzer | 14 | 16 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
1 | Collaterlie Sisters | Blitzer | 35 | 78 | Block, +MA, +AG, Guard, Mighty Blow, Leap | n |
13 | Brant | Lineman | 47 | 31 | Guard, Block, Dodge | -ma, -av |
12 | Ted Maul | Troll | 52 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | |
12 | Ted Maul | Troll | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | m, n |
8 | Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan | Lineman | 32 | 14 | Block | -av |
11 | Valerie Sinatra | Black Orc Blocker | 52 | 79 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Break Tackle | n |
10 | Jacques-"Jacques" Liverot | Lineman | 12 | 20 | Dirty Player, Block | m, n |
8 | Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
7 | Chapman Baxter | Blitzer | 35 | 55 | Block, Mighty Blow, +MA, Dodge, +ST | n, d |
6 | Barbara Wintergreen | Blitzer | 10 | 32 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle | n |
5 | Sylvester Stuart | Blitzer | 27 | 38 | Block, +MA, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | n |
4 | Collaterlie Sisters | Blitzer | 8 | 14 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, n |
3 | Alan Partridge | Black Orc Blocker | 18 | 14 | +ST | m, n |
2 | Morris | Black Orc Blocker | 64 | 57 | +MA, +MA, Block, Guard | m, n, m, n |
1 | Chris | Black Orc Blocker | 8 | 0 | | d |