| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Nihilist | Black Orc Blocker | 5 | 12 | Block | m, n |
4 | Karl Hungus | Black Orc Blocker | 10 | 10 | Block | -av, d |
15 | Da Fino | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
8 | Maude | Lineman | 21 | 14 | Dirty Player | d |
8 | Maude | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, -ag |
12 | Knox Harrington | Lineman | 24 | 19 | Block, Tackle | m, n |
1 | Jesus Quintana | Thrower | 9 | 12 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | m, -ma |
10 | Bunny Lajoya | Lineman | 17 | 0 | | d |
8 | Maude Lebowsky | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | m, n |
14 | Smokey | Goblin | 24 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, -ma |
8 | Maude | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
7 | The Stranger | Blitzer | 25 | 37 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
8 | Bunny Lajoya | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
15 | Da Fino | Goblin | 5 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
1 | Jesus Quintana | Thrower | 15 | 23 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | d |
14 | Arthur Digby Sellers | Blitzer | 15 | 4 | Block | n, m, n |
9 | Karl Hungus | Black Orc Blocker | 40 | 46 | Dodge, Block, Guard | -ma, d |
12 | Brandt | Goblin | 26 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | -ma, m, n |
10 | Knox Harrington | Lineman | 30 | 8 | Block | -ma, d |
9 | Smokey | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
8 | Bunny Lajoya | Lineman | 19 | 7 | Block | d |
7 | Maude | Lineman | 23 | 18 | Block, Tackle | n, d |
6 | Donny | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Uli Kunkol | Black Orc Blocker | 34 | 49 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | -ma, m, n |
4 | Nihilist | Black Orc Blocker | 46 | 26 | Block, +MA | d |
3 | Walter Sobchak | Blitzer | 57 | 127 | Block, +ST, +ST, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard, +AG | n, n |
2 | The Dude | Blitzer | 46 | 125 | Block, +MA, Sure Feet, Tackle, Dodge, Mighty Blow | -av, m, -ag |
1 | Jesus Quintana | Thrower | 13 | 52 | Pass, Sure Hands, Sure Feet, Block, +ST, Accurate | d |