Past Players of Please Not in the Face
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Dancer of War! | Wardancer | 3 | 0 | Block, Dodge, Leap | d |
2 | Lint | Lineman | 2 | 5 | | -av, d |
13 | Heath Ledger | Lineman | 11 | 10 | +AG | m, -st |
12 | Chuck-theball McHope'N'Prey | Thrower | 7 | 5 | Pass | d |
11 | Next in line | Lineman | 4 | 6 | Block | m, n |
8 | In the Lineup | Lineman | 8 | 5 | | d |
7 | Leo DiCaprio | Catcher | 20 | 75 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, +AG, Sprint, Block, Jump Up | n, m, -av, d |
3 | 3rd Thrower of Amul | Thrower | 19 | 19 | Pass, Safe Throw, Dump-Off | -av, m, -st |
11 | The Dawson | Lineman | 9 | 14 | Dirty Player | d |
3 | Cousin of Chukkie | Thrower | 5 | 5 | Pass | d |
10 | Charlie | Treeman | 25 | 28 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Multiple Block, Guard | d |
6 | Bob Monkhouse | Catcher | 3 | 5 | Catch, Dodge | m, n |
4 | Hendrix | Catcher | 3 | 3 | Catch, Dodge | n, m |
11 | Blah | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | n, d |
10 | RahRahRah | Lineman | 5 | 15 | Kick | m, -st |
9 | Splatter | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
8 | Squishy | Lineman | 14 | 14 | Block | d |
7 | K'plaa | Lineman | 15 | 14 | Block | n |
6 | Son of Meatshield | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | m, n |
4 | Liney | Lineman | 5 | 6 | Sure Hands | m, n |
3 | Lino | Lineman | 9 | 7 | Dodge | d |
2 | DancerofWar | Wardancer | 27 | 64 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Tackle, Side Step, Mighty Blow | d |
1 | FlipChangeReverse | Wardancer | 2 | 3 | Leap, Block, Dodge | d |