Past Players of Cooking with Midgets
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Julian friar | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Red Meat | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, -av |
11 | Bloody meat | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Slicer | Head Carver | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff | n |
6 | Morsel | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Julian friar | Carver | 5 | 3 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
12 | Tastes Good with Salt | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Red Meat | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Gas Bag | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Smelly | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |