Past Players of A Drink's Too Wet Without Them
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Hob Nob | Blitzer | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | m, n |
13 | Nice | Longbeard | 14 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +MA | m, d |
7 | Butter Osborne | Longbeard | 7 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
7 | Shortcake | Longbeard | 1 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
6 | Digestive | Troll Slayer | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | -ma, m |
5 | Garibaldi | Troll Slayer | 7 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | m, n |
3 | Bourbon | Blitzer | 7 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Strip Ball | d |
2 | Lincoln | Runner | 16 | 14 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +AG | n |