Past Players of Still No Hope For The Kids
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Angel of Destruction | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Copenhagen Suicide City | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | ..Du Kan Ikke Traekke Vejret. | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | I Feed on Battery Acid! | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | The Ride | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Das Reich | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | 1945 | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
7 | Secret Police | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |