Past Players of Glueck und Moral
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Frau Ehlers | Beastman | 8 | 5 | Horns | d |
5 | Karl R. Popper | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
8 | Paul Edwards | Beastman | 18 | 23 | Horns, Block, Claw | d |
7 | Siggi Freud | Beastman | 18 | 21 | Horns, +AG, Block | m, n |
4 | Joachim Buhl | Chaos Warrior | 24 | 18 | Block, Guard | d |
15 | Norbert Hoerster | Beastman | 15 | 13 | Horns, Block | m, n |
14 | John Stuart Mill | Beastman | 28 | 38 | Horns, Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick | n |
13 | Immanuel Kant | Beastman | 9 | 0 | Horns | d |
11 | Epikur | Beastman | 37 | 18 | Horns, Block, Tackle | d |
10 | Aristoteles | Beastman | 25 | 23 | Horns, Block, Guard | m, n |
9 | Platon | Beastman | 25 | 2 | Horns | -ma, d |
8 | David Hume | Beastman | 17 | 11 | Horns, Block | d |
7 | Sigmund Freud | Beastman | 11 | 2 | Horns | -ma, d |
5 | Jeremy Bentham | Beastman | 28 | 17 | Horns, Block, +ST | -ma, m, n |
1 | Bertrand Russell | Chaos Warrior | 33 | 74 | Claw, Block, Razor Sharp Claws, Tackle | -av, d |