| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Dr. No! | Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Doc Schwartens | Halfling | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | m, n |
12 | Dr. Sigmund Fried Potatoes | Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Dr. Guillidiotin | Halfling | 7 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | d |
3 | Dr. Wazzzon | Halfling | 12 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |
15 | Dr. Schneckels | Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Farin Urlaub | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Sir Lemming | Halfling | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Dr. Einbein | Halfling | 4 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
3 | Doc Snyder | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Dr. Zoidberch | Halfling | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Prof. Mord IRA Ty | Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Dr. Pinkmann | Halfling | 10 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Dr. van Helllstink | Halfling | 14 | 27 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Sprint | m, -st |
11 | Dr. Gross | Halfling | 8 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint, Sure Feet | d |
10 | Dr. Helmut Kohlsuppe | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
9 | Doc Mollyday | Halfling | 21 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Guard | d |
8 | Dr. Tea | Halfling | 13 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | m, -st |
7 | Dr. Die | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
3 | Dr. Toolittle | Halfling | 10 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Sprint | -av, m, n |