| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Bobo Bergstrom | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Charlie Palmer | Halfling | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ag, m, -ma |
10 | Guido Fritz | Halfling | 16 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
2 | Franco American | Halfling | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
8 | Nobuyuki Matsuhisa | Halfling | 24 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Catch | d |
14 | Boyardee | Halfling | 12 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | The Larch | Treeman | 13 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Accurate | d |
4 | Graham Kerr | Halfling | 25 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | n, m, n |
16 | Betty Crocker | Halfling | 25 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n, m, -av |
16 | Justin Wilson | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
15 | Jeff Smith | Halfling | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
14 | Jamie Oliver | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Gordon Ramsay | Halfling | 21 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Charlie Trotter | Halfling | 13 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Paolo Monti | Halfling | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Guard | n, m, n |
9 | Martin Yan | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
8 | Emeril Lagasse | Halfling | 8 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
7 | John A. Moeller II | Halfling | 15 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | -av, m, -av |
4 | Jacques Pepin | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | Wolfgang Puck | Halfling | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
1 | Bobby Flay | Halfling | 12 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
3 | 3-Wood | Treeman | 5 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Multiple Block | m, -st |