| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Hickory 'Beefsteak' Brown | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Isiah Sexington | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Halo Jones | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
8 | Barrack 'The Messiah' Amoba | Halfling | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
13 | Oberon S. Lovesworth | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | John 'The Pump' Hardcastle | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Dirk Diggler | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Boyd 'Muthaluva' Muffin | Halfling | 12 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, +AG | n, d |
6 | Eisenhower D. Plumpington | Halfling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -st |
6 | Coco la Bute | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Yonnick Bootlicker | Halfling | 13 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
3 | Lescott Umpendoober | Halfling | 16 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
14 | Olaf Gurber | Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av, d |
3 | Jolean Rumbolt | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Anton 'The Saint' Kaplook | Halfling | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | Plunket Sinbin | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Rupert 'Rudeboy' Radley | Halfling | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
13 | Snodbit Yarp | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Andrew Bumlover Rippington III | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Thomas Burpington | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Ubert Duckhumper | Halfling | 25 | 44 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | m |
14 | Lobo McMerryfister | Halfling | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
13 | Gabbit Topside | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Burt Stallone | Halfling | 33 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Catch | m, n |
11 | Fallow Langland | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
10 | Peter Piper | Halfling | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Ilf Gwertface | Halfling | 32 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Umph Howitzer | Halfling | 23 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Jumble Blard | Halfling | 22 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Catch, Sprint | -st |
6 | Sylvester Aureole | Halfling | 18 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Hojwit Kilwardby | Halfling | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Hubert Scrote | Halfling | 12 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |