| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Crappa Lot | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
9 | Fury Fullham | Goblin | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Bubba Goo | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Crappy Johnson | Goblin | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Fogging Fouler | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |
5 | Patty Streaker | Goblin | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | m, n |
16 | Hubba Hacker | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
5 | Scrappy Screech | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
15 | Snotty Strangler | Goblin | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Malice Mucus | Goblin | 12 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, Side Step | m, n |
12 | Oz Crapper | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
10 | Gnat Gitter | Goblin | 19 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Catch, +MA | m, n |
9 | Ymer Almighty | Goblin | 13 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Side Step | m, -ma |
8 | Fili Fogger | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Grat Strangler | Goblin | 16 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Otto von Heimlich | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
5 | Pulsy Pain | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | Yk Groin | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |