| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Logan | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Dauntless, Stunty, Razor Sharp Claws, No Hands | |
16 | short man syndrome | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | spaz | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | fodder | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | woo hoo | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | im a replacement | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
14 | sally | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
13 | harry | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | crazy | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | lousy | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | oof | Head Carver | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Claw | d |
8 | crazy | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint | d |
7 | snuffles | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | arrgh | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ag, d |
3 | vroom | Carver | 8 | 7 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Block | m, -ma |