| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Raymond Revelo | Halfling | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
11 | Roby Salmon | Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
14 | Rico Ravioli | Halfling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Tim Toaster | Halfling | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Walter The Waterboy | Halfling | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Aaron Applestew | Halfling | 20 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
9 | Peter Pogo | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Joe Hasche | Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
13 | Saval Salada | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Bobby Honeytaste | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
10 | Vlad Vinegar | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
9 | Simon Spaghatt | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Christopher Cheesecake | Halfling | 19 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Diving Catch | n |
7 | Tom Tomato | Halfling | 22 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
6 | Rob Ricotini | Halfling | 15 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Jim Jawbreaker | Halfling | 15 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Paul Peesnack | Halfling | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
3 | Sam Sausage | Halfling | 16 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
1 | Octavius Oakgrandone | Treeman | 27 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard | d |