| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | goat | Goblin | 3 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle | d |
10 | look coach | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | oops was that yourhead | Kicker | 5 | 7 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Dizzy | Fanatic | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Rounds | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | Sir Stanely Wilson the Third | Goblin | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Green | Goblin | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Guts | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Circle Around | Fanatic | 2 | 10 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
5 | Dizzy | Fanatic | 6 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Lefty Rightfoot | Kicker | 7 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Sliced Thin | Looney | 10 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |