| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Tommy Lee Jones | Lineman | 3 | 6 | Dirty Player | n |
14 | Jeff Goldblum | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, -ma |
8 | Billy Connolly | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | m, n |
12 | Renée Zellweger | Lineman | 3 | 6 | Dirty Player | d |
3 | Johnny Depp | Black Orc Blocker | 8 | 11 | Frenzy | d |
11 | Tom Hanks | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Dirty Player | d |
14 | Sigourney Weaver | Lineman | 15 | 21 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
11 | Gene Hackmann | Lineman | 13 | 16 | Dirty Player, Block | n |
14 | Ryan Reynolds | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
12 | Natalie Portman | Lineman | 27 | 17 | Dirty Player, Block | n |
8 | Megan Fox | Blitzer | 32 | 50 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Strip Ball | d |
9 | Edward Norton | Thrower | 18 | 12 | Pass, Sure Hands, Dodge | d |
15 | Sammy Davis Jr. | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | m, -av |
9 | Gary Oldman | Blitzer | 6 | 6 | Block, Guard | d |
6 | Jack Nickolson | Blitzer | 22 | 40 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST | m, n |
9 | Roger Moore | Blitzer | 3 | 3 | Block | d |
11 | Heath Ledger | Lineman | 20 | 6 | Dirty Player | d |
9 | Christopher Lee | Blitzer | 7 | 16 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
2 | Jude Law | Black Orc Blocker | 61 | 51 | Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Tackle | -ma, n |
3 | Hugh Jackman | Black Orc Blocker | 57 | 79 | Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Tackle, +MA | d |
12 | Romy Schneider | Lineman | 28 | 21 | +AG, +AG | d |
8 | Vincent D'Onfrio | Blitzer | 31 | 22 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n |
11 | Jamie Foxx | Lineman | 14 | 0 | | m, -st |
11 | Helen Mirren | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
2 | Mark Wahlberg | Black Orc Blocker | 13 | 29 | Mighty Blow, Block | d |
12 | Tom Cruise | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Samuel L. Jackson | Blitzer | 28 | 31 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
1 | Kevin Spacey | Troll | 24 | 15 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | m, n |
1 | Al Pacino | Troll | 3 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
14 | Sean Penn | Lineman | 56 | 34 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
4 | Sean Connery | Black Orc Blocker | 77 | 51 | Block, Guard, Dodge, Break Tackle | n |
9 | Keanu Reeves | Blitzer | 20 | 16 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | -av, n |
4 | Jerry Lewis | Black Orc Blocker | 2 | 5 | | d |
4 | Ginger Rogers | Black Orc Blocker | 2 | 10 | Block | m, n |
12 | Danny DeVito | Goblin | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Marilyn Monroe | Troll | 14 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, +MA | n |
10 | Christian Bale | Thrower | 73 | 80 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Accurate, Block, Safe Throw, Dodge | -av, d |
14 | Gerd Fröbe | Lineman | 13 | 23 | +AG, Sure Hands | m, n |
15 | Dean Martin | Lineman | 56 | 16 | Dirty Player, Block | -ag, n |
16 | Frank Sinatra | Lineman | 53 | 33 | Dirty Player, Kick, Block | m, n |
9 | Russell Crowe | Blitzer | 13 | 16 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n |
8 | Harrison Ford | Blitzer | 31 | 33 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge | m, n |
7 | Robert DeNiro | Blitzer | 73 | 121 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, +AG, Strip Ball | d |
6 | Anthony Hopkins | Blitzer | 24 | 29 | Block, Dodge, Guard | m, n |
5 | Denzel Washington | Black Orc Blocker | 71 | 51 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle | n |
4 | Fred Astaire | Black Orc Blocker | 11 | 5 | | d |
3 | Bela Lugosi | Black Orc Blocker | 33 | 34 | Block, Guard, Side Step | d |
2 | George Clooney | Black Orc Blocker | 28 | 20 | Block, Side Step | d |