| | Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
| 5 | Supersonic whales armed with lazers! | Lineman | 4 | 0 | Block | d |
| 1 | radioactive whales that live to destroy | Ogre | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | d |
| 5 | super-fast berserk shape-shifting psychic porcupines with self-destruct devices! | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block | d |
| 6 | Throat-Ripping Vampire Turkeys | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Block, Dirty Player | d |
| 16 | ninja vampire turkeys! | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Block | d |
| 15 | berserk turkeys that live to destroy! | Lineman | 18 | 9 | Block, Dirty Player | d |
| 5 | super-fast berserk shape-shifting psychic porcupines with self-destruct devices! | Lineman | 13 | 6 | Block, Tackle | -ma, m |
| 14 | telepathic psychic manatees! | Lineman | 11 | 14 | Block, Sure Hands | d |
| 13 | armored teleporting yorkshire terriers with self-destruct devices! | Blitzer | 24 | 15 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard | d |
| 12 | radioactive teleporting cyborg armadilloes with laser eyes | Lineman | 26 | 18 | Block, +MA, Tackle | d |
| 8 | genetically-engineered radioactive sloths | Lineman | 28 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Dirty Player | -ag, d |
| 6 | super-fast crocodiles that can smell fear | Blitzer | 21 | 36 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge | n, d |
| 12 | genetically-engineered radioactive sloths | Lineman | 4 | 0 | Block | m, n |
| 10 | psychic demonic horses! | Lineman | 20 | 13 | Block, Dirty Player | n |
| 8 | stealthy regenerating gunea pigs! | Lineman | 6 | 10 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, n |
| 7 | giant stealthy demonic monkeys that live to destroy! | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block | d |
| 4 | invisible sneaky psychic hummingbirds that can smell fear! | Lineman | 42 | 38 | Block, Guard, Kick, Tackle | d |
| 3 | throat-ripping vampire foxes | Blitzer | 14 | 9 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Stand Firm | d |
| 11 | armored stealthy teleporting vampire squid powered by atomic energy | Lineman | 40 | 17 | Block, Guard, Tackle | n, -av, d |
| 10 | sneaky radioactive android sloths! | Lineman | 8 | 13 | Block, Tackle | d |
| 9 | super-intelligent genetically-engineered badgers | Lineman | 19 | 24 | Block, Tackle, Strip Ball | n, m, -st |
| 8 | hateful vampire beavers | Lineman | 4 | 5 | Block | d |
| 7 | super-fast ninja oxen that can control minds! | Thrower | 4 | 0 | Block, Pass | d |
| 6 | enormous berserk bears | Blitzer | 11 | 24 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard, +AG | d |
| 5 | the minature hateful throat-ripping demonic roaches that can interface with electronic devices! | Catcher | 23 | 22 | Block, Catch, +MA, +ST | d |
| 4 | super-fast invisible capybaras that can smell fear | Blitzer | 3 | 10 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard | d |
| 3 | throat-ripping vampire foxes | Blitzer | 2 | 4 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
| 2 | supersonic cyborg sheep armed with machine guns! | Blitzer | 16 | 37 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, +AG, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n, d |
| 1 | radioactive whales that live to destroy | Ogre | 41 | 43 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard, Juggernaut, Break Tackle | m, n |
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