| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Herbert Hoover | Longbeard | 14 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dodge | m, -av |
9 | Calvin Coolidge | Longbeard | 17 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
7 | Theodore Roosevelt | Longbeard | 12 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dodge | n |
3 | Benjamin Harrison | Blitzer | 19 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |
11 | Grover Cleveland | Longbeard | 31 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player | n |
7 | Chester A. Arthur | Longbeard | 6 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
12 | Rutherford B. Hayes | Longbeard | 8 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n, m, n |
12 | Andrew Johnson | Longbeard | 6 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
14 | James Buchanan | Longbeard | 35 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player, Guard | d |
12 | Millard Fillmore | Longbeard | 10 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, -st |
12 | Zachary Taylor | Longbeard | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
11 | James K. Polk | Longbeard | 21 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
10 | John Tyler | Longbeard | 28 | 43 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA | d |
9 | William H. Harrison | Longbeard | 39 | 25 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
8 | Martin Van Buren | Longbeard | 58 | 48 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | -ag, -ma, m, n |
7 | Andrew Jackson | Longbeard | 24 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player | d |
6 | John Quincy Adams | Runner | 19 | 31 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, +MA, Strip Ball | n |
5 | James Monroe | Runner | 22 | 31 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Kick, Strip Ball | n |
4 | James Madison | Blitzer | 53 | 45 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard | -ma, d |
3 | Thomas Jefferson | Blitzer | 27 | 29 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
2 | John Adams | Troll Slayer | 26 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | n, d |