| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Star Jones | Troll Slayer | 7 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Guard | d |
14 | Charlie Rose | Blitzer | 10 | 13 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard | m, n |
15 | Ann Coulter | Runner | 5 | 0 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | m, -st |
11 | František Ladislav Rieger | Blitzer | 11 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n |
16 | John Marsden | Runner | 14 | 13 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block | m, n |
15 | Petr Pithart | Runner | 8 | 16 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dauntless | n |
14 | Johnnie Cochran | Troll Slayer | 8 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
10 | Muhammad Ali Jinnah | Longbeard | 10 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
9 | Robert F. Kennedy | Longbeard | 8 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
8 | Emil Hácha | Longbeard | 9 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
7 | Mohandas K. Gandhi | Longbeard | 9 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
6 | Jim Garrison | Longbeard | 19 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
3 | Roy Cohn | Longbeard | 9 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dauntless | m, n |
16 | Petra Buzková | Runner | 5 | 17 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dauntless | n |