Past Players of Fakey Academic Marxists
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Sartre | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
6 | Williams | Lineman | 9 | 8 | Block | n, m, n |
9 | Bataille | Thrower | 16 | 36 | Pass, +MA, Safe Throw, Strong Arm | m, n |
16 | Iragaray | Witch Elf | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block | d |
5 | Lukacs | Lineman | 14 | 6 | Block | d |
15 | Guattari | Blitzer | 12 | 2 | Block | d |
15 | Kristeva | Witch Elf | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
1 | Althusser | Blitzer | 21 | 35 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step | -av, n, -ma |
16 | Iskra | Witch Elf | 11 | 17 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, +ST | d |
13 | Habermas | Blitzer | 36 | 78 | Block, +MA, Dodge, Strip Ball, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
12 | Derrida | Lineman | 23 | 21 | Block, Dodge | -ma, d |
10 | Lyotard | Lineman | 20 | 19 | +MA, Block | n, m, n |
9 | Baudrillard | Lineman | 15 | 8 | Dirty Player | d |
8 | Badiou | Lineman | 36 | 58 | Block, +AG, Dodge, Leap | n, m, n |
7 | Foucault | Lineman | 27 | 31 | Dodge, +MA | n, d |
6 | Butler | Lineman | 7 | 15 | Block | d |
5 | Bhabha | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | -av, d |
11 | Benjamin | Blitzer | 32 | 47 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Side Step | d |
3 | Adorno | Lineman | 37 | 27 | Block, Dirty Player | -av, m, n |
2 | Jameson | Lineman | 32 | 34 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
1 | Eagleton | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | n, m, n |