| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Helmut Hoof | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
2 | Bessa Bossa | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
3 | Carnivore | Chosen Blocker | 7 | 10 | Block | n |
2 | Yeah Whatever | Beastman Runner | 4 | 2 | Horns | -ag |
1 | Chicken Runner | Beastman Runner | 15 | 12 | Horns, Guard | n |
18 | David Hardtree | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
12 | Mandrake | Beastman | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
8 | Bentkarlson Rocks | Beastman | 4 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
2 | Paul The Psychic Octopus | Chaos Warrior | 11 | 8 | | d |
14 | Ignatius Ignoramus | Chosen Blocker | 33 | 17 | Block, Guard | m, n |
13 | Smokey | Beastman | 8 | 0 | Horns | m, -ma, d |
2 | Ricky Rick Shaw | Beastman | 8 | 7 | Horns, +AG | d |
7 | Swhgvuhfkgoat The Unspeakable | Beastman | 10 | 5 | Horns | d |
6 | Unfortunate | Beastman | 15 | 11 | Horns, Block | m, n |
5 | Jack Smakk | Chaos Warrior | 12 | 7 | Guard | d |
4 | Snail Mail | Chosen Blocker | 42 | 55 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Claw | -ma, m, d |
3 | Wicker Man | Beastman | 30 | 38 | Horns, +ST, Block, Tentacles | n |
2 | Johnson | Beastman | 11 | 26 | Horns, Sure Hands, +AG | m, -st |
1 | Mr Immortal | Beastman | 30 | 51 | Horns, +MA, +MA, Block, Two Heads | m, n |
1 | Mr McClaw | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
1 | Sfiavbjvgxq The Unpronouncable | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
14 | Old Boot | Beastman | 3 | 3 | Horns | d |
1 | Hex | Beastman | 8 | 23 | Horns, Sure Hands, Accurate | d |
14 | Joey Joe Joe Junior | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
12 | Smeeeg Heeed | Beastman | 35 | 57 | Horns, Sure Hands, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
2 | I Am Legend | Chaos Warrior | 18 | 15 | Block | d |
7 | Firestorm | Beastman | 25 | 14 | Horns, Block | d |
12 | Dbgnxrtygn The Unspeakable | Chaos Warrior | 2 | 0 | | -av, m, n |
5 | Llama Farmer | Beastman | 21 | 20 | Horns, Dirty Player, Block | d |
11 | Blinkin Ell | Beastman | 10 | 1 | Horns | -ma, d |
14 | Hell Bent on Destruction | Beastman | 8 | 3 | Horns | d |
13 | Beastie Boy | Beastman | 36 | 51 | Horns, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | n |
3 | Psycho Paul | Chaos Warrior | 29 | 46 | Block, Claw, Guard | -av, -av, m |
10 | Mark of Chaos | Chaos Warrior | 46 | 31 | Guard, Block, Mighty Blow | m, n |
6 | Cartoon Head | Chaos Warrior | 37 | 59 | +ST, Block, Guard, +AG | d |
12 | Wdhvfuigvbw The Unmentionable | Chaos Warrior | 19 | 18 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, n |
11 | Rex Banner | Beastman | 13 | 5 | Horns | m, n |
10 | Old Major | Beastman | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
9 | Napolean | Beastman | 62 | 96 | Horns, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Claw, +MA | m, m, d |
8 | Snowball | Beastman | 60 | 50 | Horns, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Block | m, m, n |
7 | Boxer | Beastman | 22 | 39 | Horns, Sure Hands, Block, Guard | m, n |
6 | Clover | Beastman | 4 | 0 | Horns | d |
5 | Gorgeous George | Beastman | 19 | 10 | Horns, Guard | m, n |
4 | Ibex | Beastman | 36 | 34 | Horns, Claw, Block, Guard | n |
3 | Gina G | Beastman | 7 | 0 | Horns | d |
2 | Trigger | Beastman | 24 | 25 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | n |
1 | Newton | Troll | 28 | 20 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle | d |