Past Players of Meaningful Meanies
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Hittgenstein | Chaos Warrior | 4 | 5 | | d |
4 | Sickolò Machiavelli | Chaos Warrior | 6 | 0 | | d |
16 | Dieogenes | Troll | 3 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
1 | Sigmund Destroyed | Chaos Warrior | 9 | 17 | Claw, Block | m, -ag, n |
10 | Lou Natic II | Beastman | 8 | 5 | Horns | d |
12 | Miss B. Gotten | Beastman | 6 | 2 | Horns | m |
10 | Lou Natic | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
8 | Pierre Fidy | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
7 | Abe Horrence | Beastman | 13 | 0 | Horns | d |
6 | Shifty Ness | Beastman | 3 | 7 | Horns, +MA | m, -ma |
5 | Dee Spair | Beastman | 15 | 31 | Horns, Block, Guard, Tackle | n |
2 | Jawpole Sartre | Chaos Warrior | 6 | 4 | | m, n |