| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
19 | Osmond Weaksnake | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
17 | Ulric Whitelightning | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
17 | Albert Strongfist | Gnoblar | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Haulin' Ginsberg | Gnoblar | 7 | 17 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch, Sure Feet | -ma |
10 | Jawin' Steinbeck | Gnoblar | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
9 | Hurty Steel Commangler | Gnoblar | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
8 | Judy Boom | Gnoblar | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Side Step | |
7 | Very Carnal Andrews | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Merry Death Tacks | Gnoblar | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Side Step | |
3 | Josiv Hellier | Ogre | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate | d |
1 | Mahk Pain | Ogre | 6 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |