Past Players of My Cheating WILIES
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | A-Rod | Fanatic | 6 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
9 | Didier Drogba | Kicker | 2 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Tom Daschle | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
2 | Fash the Bash | Kicker | 2 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | David Blaine | Goblin | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
12 | Luciano Pavarotti | Goblin | 4 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | d |
6 | Milli Vanilli | Goblin | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Never Prosper | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | The 1919 Chicago White Sox | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Barry Bonds | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |