| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Alfred III | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
14 | Brother Tom | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Brain Freeze | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | :P | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
4 | Alfred II | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +MA | d |
10 | Regis | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Olaf | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
8 | Q | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
7 | Donnavan | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m |
4 | Alfred | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Igor | Chaos Spawn | 3 | 4 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal | d |