| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Evander "the real deal" Holyfield | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Mike Tyson | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Bladselleri | Snotling Mob | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Selleri | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Brandbil | Pump Wagon | 7 | 0 | Ball & Chain | d |
5 | Jordskog | Snotling Mob | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Pastinak | Snotling Mob | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Artiskog | Snotling Mob | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |