| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Whinger | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Earl Grey | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |
7 | Humpty | Goblin | 12 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | n |
16 | Syphillis Stan | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
15 | Im a little teapot short and stout | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Sexy Giblets | Goblin | 17 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
14 | Mr Chumbley Warner | Goblin | 21 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Sprint | n |
12 | Clomp | Goblin | 21 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |
11 | Climp | Goblin | 19 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
10 | Clump | Goblin | 18 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Blomp | Goblin | 15 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Sprint | d |
7 | Blamp | Goblin | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Blomp | Goblin | 15 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | d |
5 | Blimp | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Champ | Goblin | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
3 | Chomp | Troll | 9 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle | n |
1 | Chump | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |