| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Governor Elaine Marley | Blitzer | 11 | 25 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
1 | Le Chuck | Ogre | 22 | 30 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard, +MA | m, n |
2 | Guybrush Threepwood | Blitzer | 23 | 20 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
9 | Captain Rottingham | Catcher | 41 | 51 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Dirty Player, +ST, Side Step | m, -ag |
5 | Ozzie Mandrill | Blitzer | 17 | 31 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | n |
3 | Governor Elaine Marley | Blitzer | 31 | 50 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | -ma, -st |
9 | Captain Rottingham | Catcher | 11 | 24 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
1 | Le Chuck | Ogre | 26 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle | d |
5 | Ozzie Mandrill | Blitzer | 15 | 14 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
4 | Haggis McMutton | Blitzer | 58 | 97 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Stand Firm, Shadowing | n |
11 | Griswold Goodsoup | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | d |
14 | Voodoo Lady | Lineman | 29 | 32 | Block, Guard, Dirty Player | -ma, -st, m, n |
8 | Largo LeGrande | Catcher | 61 | 80 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, +MA, Shadowing, +MA | -ag |
6 | Murray | Thrower | 62 | 79 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Accurate, Safe Throw, +MA, Block | n |
4 | Haggis McMutton | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
3 | Governor Elaine Marley | Blitzer | 12 | 25 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Guybrush Threepwood | Blitzer | 33 | 26 | Block, Stand Firm, Frenzy | n, d |