| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Horace Knightley | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Sethis Greenwood | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Skyes Da Limitz | Goblin | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
9 | Pele Luscious | Kicker | 6 | 3 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Whirley 2 | Fanatic | 12 | 9 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Whirley | Fanatic | 1 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
9 | Sethis Greenwood | Goblin | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
8 | Dicer Steve | Goblin | 17 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Dale Gindrak | Goblin | 15 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Steeltoe Joe | Kicker | 8 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
15 | Horace Sanders | Looney | 8 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
16 | Horace Knightley | Looney | 12 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
5 | Hazel Sweettooth | Goblin | 16 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n, m |
4 | Hasta Hassen | Goblin | 18 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, +AG | d |
3 | Grinding Him Up | Goblin | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
2 | Gobbo Beatstick | Goblin | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |