| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Elephant Man | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 6 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | -ma, m, n |
6 | Mr Bloke | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 11 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
5 | Man watching the telly | Bull Centaur | 10 | 25 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, +MA | m, -ma |
1 | Strange woman | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 12 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
15 | Mr Creosote | Minotaur | 2 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal | d |
8 | Grim Reaper | Bull Centaur | 23 | 35 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Stand Firm, Frenzy, Block | d |
2 | Pregnant space women | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 21 | 23 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
1 | Pirate | Hobgoblin | 6 | 0 | | n, m |
11 | Man in Pink Evening Dress | Hobgoblin | 22 | 16 | Sure Hands, Block | d |
9 | Space baby | Hobgoblin | 28 | 26 | Dirty Player, Block | m, n |
8 | Zulu announcer | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | m, n |
7 | Mr Bloke | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 18 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
6 | Elephant Man | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 19 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, +AG | m, n |
5 | Strange woman | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 12 | 33 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Pro | m, n |
3 | Strange man | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 30 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm, Guard | d |
2 | Pregnant space women | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |