| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Adolf the Fifth | Lineman | 8 | 8 | Mighty Blow | d |
13 | Barack Obama | Catcher | 4 | 6 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | n |
11 | Jimmy Carter | Thrower | 9 | 9 | Pass, Guard | m, n |
4 | Gaddafi The Third | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
9 | Napoleon The Third | Lineman | 15 | 4 | | d |
4 | Adolf The Fourth | Lineman | 4 | 7 | | d |
11 | Gaddafi Jr | Catcher | 7 | 8 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Diving Catch | n |
9 | Pol Pot Jr | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
8 | Chavez The Third | Lineman | 24 | 24 | Dodge, Block | d |
8 | Chavez Jr | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Napoleon Jr | Catcher | 7 | 9 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge | -av |
3 | Adolf Jr | Catcher | 9 | 35 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Block, Pass Block | m, n |
2 | Ratzinger Jr | Blitzer | 13 | 48 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball | m, n |
8 | Stalin Jr | Lineman | 4 | 1 | | d |
4 | Napoleon Jr | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | m, n |
1 | Ghengis Jr | Blitzer | 30 | 84 | Block, Side Step, +MA, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball, +MA | n |
6 | Stalin Jr | Lineman | 26 | 14 | Dodge | d |
3 | Adolf Jr | Catcher | 6 | 22 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Block | d |
4 | Chavez Jr | Lineman | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Block | n |
13 | Pol Pot | Lineman | 17 | 23 | Dodge, Block | d |
2 | Ratzinger | Blitzer | 13 | 36 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball | -ma |
12 | Gaddafi | Lineman | 20 | 29 | Dodge, Block | n |
11 | Mao | Lineman | 21 | 16 | Dodge, Block | n |
10 | Stalin | Lineman | 10 | 13 | Dirty Player | n |
9 | Chavez | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
8 | Napoleon | Lineman | 11 | 13 | Block | d |
7 | GW Bush | Lineman | 42 | 53 | Dodge, Block, Tackle, Side Step | d |
5 | Mussolini | Thrower | 38 | 76 | Pass, Kick, Sure Hands, Block, +AG, Accurate | n |
3 | Adolf | Catcher | 7 | 18 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Block | -ma |
1 | Ghengis | Blitzer | 12 | 15 | Block, Side Step, Dodge | d |