| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | We do it our way II | Squig Herder | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Walter Meany III | Squig Herder | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Laverne De Fazio II | Squig | 5 | 10 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Dodge | m, n |
16 | Giuqs Squiggus | Squig Herder | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Walter Meany II | Squig Herder | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Squiggy Squig | Squig Herder | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | d |
9 | Big Rosie Greenbaum II | Squig Herder | 6 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
14 | We do it our way | Squig Herder | 9 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | d |
1 | Lenny Kosnowski | Squig Hopper | 9 | 32 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge, Sure Feet, Diving Tackle | n |
13 | Squendoline | Squig Herder | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Walter Meany | Squig Herder | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, -av |
11 | Cowboy Bill | Squig Herder | 13 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
9 | Big Rosie Greenbaum | Squig Herder | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Edna Babish DeFazio | Squig Herder | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Laverne De Fazio | Squig | 1 | 0 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | m, n |
1 | Lenny Kosnowski | Squig Hopper | 2 | 4 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust | m, n |