| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Osama bin Laden | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
14 | Anne Coulter | Goblin | 5 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST | n |
5 | Ronald McDonald | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Keanu Reeves | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Tom Cruise | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Hansen | Goblin | 9 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | d |
10 | Jesse Jackson | Goblin | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av |
9 | Eddie Murphy | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ag, m |
8 | George Lucas | Goblin | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | m |
7 | Osama bin Laden | Goblin | 10 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | m, n |
5 | Ronald McDonald | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Masahiro "Tripping" Sakurai | Goblin | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Kim Jong-il | Goblin | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |