| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Joccko Flatley | Squig Herder | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
2 | Joe Thigpen | Squig Herder | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
1 | Joe Sanders | Squig Herder | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
12 | Hungry Steve | Squig | 1 | 0 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | d |
10 | Jock Mabey | Squig Herder | 6 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Block | d |
9 | Max Pinhead | Squig Herder | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Thrillseeker | Squig Herder | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
5 | Willy Harris | Squig Herder | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Kelsey Grammar | Squig Herder | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Kai Alerdwuia | Squig Herder | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Hazel Sweettooth | Squig Herder | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
1 | Dead Meat | Squig Herder | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |