Past Players of Relatively Few
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Bull Beast | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | -st |
1 | Bottom Five | Chosen Blocker | 7 | 1 | | d |
1 | Twenty Twelve | Chosen Blocker | 2 | 0 | | -ag |
5 | Top Three | Beastman Runner | 8 | 0 | Horns | -av |
9 | Gopac Tic | Beastman Runner | 9 | 6 | Horns | m, d |
9 | Endof Tymes | Beastman Runner | 7 | 4 | Horns | -st |
15 | Black Eyed Drunk | Beastman Runner | 22 | 14 | Horns, Block | -ag |
8 | Slo Gin | Beastman Runner | 17 | 11 | Horns, Block | d |
6 | Texan Independence | Beastman Runner | 17 | 12 | Horns, Dodge | -st |
15 | Succession | Beastman | 4 | 2 | Horns | d |
14 | Big Banana | Beastman Runner | 32 | 18 | Horns, Dirty Player, Block | d |
11 | Trillions | Beastman | 8 | 3 | Horns | d |
1 | Obamessiah The Choosen One | Chosen Blocker | 26 | 26 | Block, Claw | -av, -ma, -av |
5 | The Uninformed One | Minotaur | 23 | 19 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Guard, Juggernaut | -ma |
7 | Wool Schmitzer | Beastman Runner | 33 | 34 | Horns, Block, Guard, Multiple Block | -ma |
8 | Dumb Donkey | Beastman | 18 | 25 | Horns, +ST, Claw | m, n |
9 | Freddie | Beastman | 15 | 16 | Horns, Dirty Player | d |
11 | Warry Weid | Beastman | 9 | 23 | Horns, Claw, Dirty Player | d |
12 | Grossly Incompetant | Beastman | 18 | 15 | Horns, Block | m, n |
13 | Tax Cheat | Beastman | 16 | 14 | Horns, Claw | m, n |
14 | Turban Durban | Beastman | 8 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
15 | Porkolsi | Beastman | 5 | 7 | Horns, Block | m, -ma |
16 | Dodds | Beastman | 20 | 47 | Horns, Block, Guard, Claw | d |
1 | Obamessah The Choosen One | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 11 | Block | d |