Past Players of Unnecessary Chiropractice
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Dr. Stuk II | Black Orc Blocker | 2 | 0 | | d |
12 | Gktiz | Black Orc Blocker | 11 | 4 | | d |
12 | Dr. Pleasant | Black Orc Blocker | 8 | 0 | | d |
8 | Neegle | Lineman | 23 | 11 | Dirty Player | m, n |
8 | Cleaner | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m |
13 | Carradine | Blitzer | 19 | 18 | Block, Guard, Tackle | d |
9 | Tinkles | Goblin | 17 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | m, n |
8 | Kreeg | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | m |
7 | Femble | Thrower | 37 | 56 | Pass, Sure Hands, +AG, Accurate, Block, Safe Throw | d |
6 | Dr.Brans | Black Orc Blocker | 37 | 25 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
13 | Samovok | Blitzer | 19 | 16 | Block, +AG, Dodge | -ag, d |
12 | Dr. Goodly | Black Orc Blocker | 28 | 30 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, n |
4 | Dr. Dan | Black Orc Blocker | 17 | 39 | Mighty Blow, Block, Guard | d |
12 | Dr.Hut | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 2 | | d |
11 | Sleepy | Lineman | 55 | 19 | Dirty Player, Block | d |
7 | Grodax | Lineman | 12 | 5 | | |
9 | Bekt | Lineman | 20 | 10 | Block | d |
8 | Zeth Rikstens | Thrower | 17 | 19 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | -av |
6 | Dr.Grek | Black Orc Blocker | 11 | 0 | | m, n |
5 | Dr. Stuk | Black Orc Blocker | 43 | 67 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, +ST | d |
4 | Dr. Cardigan | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 4 | | d |
2 | Breek | Blitzer | 18 | 34 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | -ag |
1 | Alfred | Blitzer | 36 | 79 | Block, +AG, Guard, Tackle, Sure Hands, Strip Ball | n |