Past Players of Dirty Little Fat Men
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | The Big Bang | Gnome | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Hammer | Gnome | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Grumpy | Gnome | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Bushy Garden | Gnome | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
8 | Tackle | Gnome | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Gnob | Gnome | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Iron | Gnome | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Woody | Gnome | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Fishing Rod | Gnome | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, -ag |
2 | Wobbly | Gnome | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m |