| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Big Balls | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Nut'n But Lov | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Lickem Myslam | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | WindMeUp | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
7 | Ineverwin | Goblin | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
12 | Webulls | Goblin | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n, m, n |
11 | Lazy | Goblin | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Which Way | Fanatic | 6 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
7 | Francs | Fanatic | 2 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
6 | Little SOB | Kicker | 6 | 2 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
3 | Runnunununun | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Short Fuse | Bomber | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
1 | Got A Light | Bomber | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |