| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Doom Diver Catapult | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Pass, Hail Mary Pass, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Blunderbuss | |
11 | Acchiappalo!!!!!!! | Pump Wagon | 1 | 2 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
7 | Acchiappalo!!!!!!! | Pump Wagon | 4 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Prendilo!!!!!!!! | Pump Wagon | 10 | 14 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Block | d |
4 | Meraviglioso | Snotling Goon | 9 | 37 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, +AG, +MA, +AG | d |
11 | Ci credo | Snotling Mob | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
10 | Ce la puoi fare | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Dai che sei forte | Snotling Mob | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Forza ce la fai | Snotling Mob | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
6 | Divino | Snotling Goon | 10 | 11 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Ciuuf Ciuuf | Pump Wagon | 2 | 2 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |