| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Diffi | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
10 | Should have stayed at home | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | A tree will drop me | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
15 | Troll Food | Halfling | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n, m, n |
14 | Lefty | Halfling | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Dumber | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
16 | Thruster | Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
7 | Fertilizer | Halfling | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, -ma |
4 | Butterfingers | Halfling | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Please don't hurt me | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Short in the leg | Halfling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |
5 | Stockcube | Halfling | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
12 | Lack of skill | Halfling | 13 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
3 | Stewie | Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Don't hurt me | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Born to lose | Halfling | 20 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Pint-sized Hero | Halfling | 12 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | m, -av |
16 | Shortarse | Halfling | 14 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
6 | Replacement | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Husk | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Wonderstuff | Halfling | 19 | 22 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sure Feet | m, -ma |
14 | I wish I was taller | Halfling | 19 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m |
13 | Tastes like Chicken | Halfling | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Fodder | Halfling | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Torso | Halfling | 20 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Block | -av, m, n |
9 | Don't cry for me (I'm a Halfling) | Halfling | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
7 | Mincemeat | Halfling | 16 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, -ag |
6 | Stock | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Gravy | Halfling | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
4 | Swine Flu | Halfling | 16 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | n, m |
3 | Victim | Halfling | 11 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | d |