| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Stan | Gnome | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
12 | Mr. Mackey | Gnome | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
12 | Mr. Mackey | Gnome | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Mr. Mackey | Gnome | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Miss Chokes | Gnome | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
5 | Butters | Gnome | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Jimmy | Gnome | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
5 | Jimmy | Gnome | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
2 | Kyle | Squig Slayer | 20 | 37 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Multiple Block, Dodge | d |
11 | Chef | Gnome | 17 | 25 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
8 | Kenny | Gnome | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Miss Chokes | Gnome | 14 | 18 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Tackle | d |
10 | Miss Chokes | Gnome | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Token | Gnome | 19 | 21 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Block | m, n |
8 | Kenny | Gnome | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Wendy | Gnome | 8 | 21 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -ma, m |
6 | Jimmy | Gnome | 5 | 9 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Ike | Gnome | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
4 | Butters | Gnome | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Officer Barbrady | Gnome | 26 | 30 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Tackle | d |
16 | Stan | Mad Bommaz | 22 | 17 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Pass, +AG | -ma, m, n |
2 | Kyle | Squig Slayer | 6 | 10 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Multiple Block | m, n |
1 | Tweak | Squig Slayer | 9 | 19 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Multiple Block, Tackle | n, m, n |