| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Needle | Spore Flinger | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger | d |
4 | Plunger | Pump Wagon | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain | d |
4 | Mopped | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain | d |
12 | Kleanix | Snotling Mob | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Towellette | Snotling Mob | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
7 | Brush | Spore Flinger | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger | m, -av |
6 | Sponge | Spore Flinger | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger | m, n |
5 | Broom | Pump Wagon | 10 | 22 | Ball & Chain, Block, Tackle | d |
4 | Mop | Pump Wagon | 2 | 2 | Ball & Chain | d |
3 | Tilex | Troll | 10 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle | d |
1 | Clorox | Troll | 9 | 19 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block | d |