Past Players of Makes Me Go Owww!!!
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Sir Freak | Beastman | 6 | 3 | Horns | d |
4 | Sir Duder | Beastman | 13 | 12 | Horns, Block | m, n |
11 | The Great Ugh...... | Chaos Warrior | 20 | 22 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, n |
12 | Reverand Dr. Deacon Doug | Chaos Warrior | 17 | 14 | Block | m, n |
11 | Dr. Funkenstein | Ogre | 5 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | n |
10 | Sir Duder | Beastman | 4 | 0 | Horns | d |
9 | Sir Your Dad | Beastman | 16 | 20 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Block | n |
8 | Sir Your Mom | Beastman | 16 | 17 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | n |
5 | Sir Break | Beastman | 10 | 6 | Horns | d |
4 | Sir Swish | Beastman | 11 | 14 | Horns, Block | n |
3 | Sir Swoop | Beastman | 19 | 33 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Block, +ST | d |
2 | Sir Smash | Beastman | 22 | 42 | Horns, Big Hand, Block, Break Tackle | d |
1 | Sir Crush | Beastman | 29 | 20 | Horns, Big Hand, Dodge | -ma, d |