| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Supperfling | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Pastry Brainsjumper | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Breakfast Yourleg | Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
4 | Menu Foodnibbler | Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Chef Eyegouger | Halfling | 12 | 32 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, +ST, Leap | d |
8 | Kebab the Tyrant | Halfling | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
15 | Glass the unbreakable | Halfling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Chair Worldeater | Halfling | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | d |
13 | Table Spleenbiter | Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ag |
12 | Placemat the pulveriser | Halfling | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Oven the incinerator | Halfling | 14 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n |
8 | Dish Skullsplitter | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Cup the eliminator | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Plate the widowmaker | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Knife the merciless | Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Spoon el Terminatore | Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Fork the destroyer | Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Oak | Treeman | 14 | 34 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Pro, +MA, Frenzy | -ma |