| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | I'll just fail this GFI now, Gnome Matter what (#7) | Gnome | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | I'll not come near that cannon now, Gnome Matter what (#5) | Gnome | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | I'll not assist that guy now, Gnome Matter what (#6) | Gnome | 10 | 13 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
13 | I'll not assist that guy now, Gnome Matter what (#5) | Gnome | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | I'll not take that ball now, Gnome Matter what (#5) | Gnome | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | I'll not wear my glasses now, Gnome Matter what (#9) | Gnome | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | -ma, d |
13 | I'll not assist that guy now, Gnome Matter what (#4) | Gnome | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
13 | I'll not assist that guy now, Gnome Matter what (#3) | Gnome | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | I'll not take that ball now, Gnome Matter what (#4) | Gnome | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
12 | I'll not wear my glasses now, Gnome Matter what (#8) | Gnome | 9 | 11 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n, d |
9 | I'll roll double skulls now, Gnome Matter what (#6) | Gnome | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | I'll not wear my glasses now, Gnome Matter what (#7) | Gnome | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | I'll not take that ball now, Gnome Matter what (#3) | Gnome | 4 | 14 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | d |
11 | I'll fail this dodge now, Gnome Matter what (#3) | Gnome | 28 | 11 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | n, m, d |
14 | I'll not take that ball now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Gnome | 2 | 4 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | I'll not wear my glasses now, Gnome Matter what (#6) | Gnome | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st, d |
12 | I'll not wear my glasses now, Gnome Matter what (#5) | Gnome | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | I'll just fail this GFI now, Gnome Matter what (#6) | Gnome | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, -ma, d |
12 | I'll not wear my glasses now, Gnome Matter what (#4) | Gnome | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | I'll just fail this GFI now, Gnome Matter what (#5) | Gnome | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | I'll not assist that guy now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Gnome | 15 | 16 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Diving Tackle | -st, d |
10 | I'll not come near that cannon now, Gnome Matter what (#4) | Gnome | 24 | 70 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step, Catch, Sure Feet | d |
10 | I'll not come near that cannon now, Gnome Matter what (#3) | Gnome | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | I'll just fail this GFI now, Gnome Matter what (#4) | Gnome | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | I'll roll double skulls now, Gnome Matter what (#5) | Gnome | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Kick | -ma, d |
12 | I'll not wear my glasses now, Gnome Matter what (#3) | Gnome | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | I'll roll double skulls now, Gnome Matter what (#4) | Gnome | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | I'll not wear my glasses now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Gnome | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
11 | I'll fail this dodge now, Gnome Matter what (#3) | Gnome | 17 | 21 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Catch | d |
9 | I'll roll double skulls now, Gnome Matter what (#3) | Gnome | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | I'll just throw this thing now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Mad Bommaz | 9 | 8 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate | m, n |
2 | I'll not fear anything now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Squig Slayer | 39 | 71 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, +AG, Tackle, Guard | -av, d |
16 | I'll not land on my feet now, Gnome Matter what (#4) | Gnome | 29 | 44 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, +AG, Block | d |
9 | I'll roll double skulls now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Gnome | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
8 | I'll put that one right between his eyes now, Gnome Matter what (#3) | Mad Bommaz | 27 | 28 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Pass, Strong Arm | d |
11 | I'll fail this dodge now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Gnome | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
16 | I'll not land on my feet now, Gnome Matter what (#3) | Gnome | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | I'll just fail this GFI now, Gnome Matter what (#3) | Gnome | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
10 | I'll not come near that cannon now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Gnome | 17 | 20 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | n, -av, m, n |
8 | I'll put that one right between his eyes now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Mad Bommaz | 3 | 0 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ma |
15 | I'll just fail this GFI now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Gnome | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Shooting Stars TM 9000 | Dwarven Cannon | 64 | 30 | Strong Arm, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Secret Weapon, Throw Team-Mate, Pass, Guard | d |
9 | I'll roll double skulls now, Gnome Matter what | Gnome | 10 | 16 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch, Diving Catch | d |
16 | I'll not land on my feet now, Gnome Matter what (#2) | Gnome | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | I'll just fail this GFI now, Gnome Matter what | Gnome | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | I'll put that one right between his eyes now, Gnome Matter what | Mad Bommaz | 5 | 2 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, n |
7 | I'll not use that lighter now, Gnome Matter what | Mad Bommaz | 49 | 30 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Pass, Accurate | -av, d |
14 | I'll not take that ball now, Gnome Matter what | Gnome | 30 | 23 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Diving Tackle | -av, -av, n, d |
13 | I'll not assist that guy now, Gnome Matter what | Gnome | 25 | 22 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | n, d |
12 | I'll not wear my glasses now, Gnome Matter what | Gnome | 16 | 30 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch, Sure Feet | n, d |
11 | I'll fail this dodge now, Gnome Matter what | Gnome | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
10 | I'll not come near that cannon now, Gnome Matter what | Gnome | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
9 | I'll not land on my feet now, Gnome Matter what. | Gnome | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | I'll blow up that player, Gnome Matter what | Mad Bommaz | 18 | 2 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
5 | I'll just throw this thing now, Gnome Matter what | Mad Bommaz | 16 | 3 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, -ag |
2 | I'll not fear anything now, Gnome Matter what | Squig Slayer | 14 | 38 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Stand Firm, Multiple Block | m, n |
1 | I'll just block that guy now, Gnome Matter what | Squig Slayer | 46 | 85 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Stand Firm, +AG, Multiple Block, Kick | d |